More than a week from now, fans’ favorite characters and bad guys will be in 90 Day: The Last Resort.
The couples are no longer a secret, though they never really were. We also know a lot of spoilers about what happened.
Now, a super teaser gives fans a sneak peek at the chaos and drama to come.
This spinoff is happening even though no one asked for it. And it will be nothing like any shows that have come before it.
Before the first episode of 90 Day: The Last Resort airs, a super teaser shows Yara Zaya and Jovi Dufren. (TLC)
It will be nice to see Kalani Faagata, Asuelu Pulaa, Jovi Dufren, and Yara Zaya again.
Big Ed Brown, Liz Woods, Angela Deem, and Michael Ilesanmi will also be in the cast, which is a shame.
Molly Hopkins and Kelly Brown are part of it, which is strange. Were they not pretty much over before this was shot? We might find out.
In the super teaser trailer for 90 Days: The Last Resort, Kalani Faagata, and Asuelu Pulaa are seen sitting next to each other. (TLC) Each couple went to the Florida Keys to “face their relationship demons,” as the teaser says.
It’s supposed to be a make-or-break season, where the couples decide whether to stay together or break up for good.
People’s sneak peek shows that Petey Silveira, Dr. Janie Lacy, and Dr. Jason Prendergast lead fun resort activities and heavy group sessions to help people solve their problems.
The 90 Day: The Last Resort super teaser shows well-known franchise bad guy Big Ed Brown and his on-again, off-again fiancee Liz Woods. They have gotten back together a dozen times that we know of. (TLC)
The couples’ flashbacks show us how they got to where they are now.
The super teaser says that Jovi and Yara are in a “pretty rocky” place.
And after years of “divorce hype” from Kalani and Asuelu on social media, we’re not sure if they’ll actually do it.
The 90 Day: The Last Resort super teaser says, “Five 90-Day couples are going to meet up in paradise.” There, “Paradise” is pulling its weight. We’re in Florida. (TLC) Big Ed and Liz have split up and gotten back together a lot of times.
Most of the breakups were text messages from Ed. All of the attempts to make peace were bad ideas.
Fans would love for them to break up for good now that Liz has called Ed a “piece of s–t,” which is what he really is. Everyone should be ready to be let down in that area, we hope.
In this super teaser still, the cast of 90 Days: The Last Resort sits in a variety of chairs on the beach in the Florida Keys. (TLC) The therapists at the resort tell the couples, “Open your eyes to the problems.”
The idea is that “hopefully they’ll get along better.” Sure.
People play games like “trust exercises” with each other. There’s nothing about any of this therapy that makes me think it’s real. How could there be on camera?
Molly Hopkins and Kelly Brown gave each other a high-five when they were in the super teaser trailer for 90 Days: The Last Resort. (TLC) Angela hasn’t changed, which is a shame. She doesn’t seem able to do it.
She is the only person there by herself.
Even though they got married almost three years before this special was made, Michael is still in Nigeria.
During the super teaser trailer for 90 Day: The Last Resort, Angela Deem wears what looks like swimwear. (TLC)
Angela wears a beach outfit that is sure to get people’s attention.
Michael says no because everyone can see her whole body.
Yes, they can do that.
On 90 Day: The Last Resort, Michael Ilesanmi takes part from afar, while Angela Deem is there in person. (TLC) We don’t know what was going on, but Yara tells Jovi that she kept “something from you.”
That’s what it looks like from the trailer. Most of the time, these things are very misleading, and there’s no background.
Kelly and Molly, on the other hand, are fighting. She says he doesn’t treat her well. He says that she did him wrong even though he did a lot to help her.
On 90 Day: The Last Resort, Yara Zaya said, “I hide something behind your back.” We don’t know what she meant by that. What did the super teaser not say? (TLC) Kalani points out Asuelu’s bad behavior during what might be a group session outside.
We have all seen for ourselves how Asuelu’s decisions have hurt her relationship with her husband. But his mother is worse.
Dr. Prendergast says, “You do have to hit rock bottom.” “You kind of have to break it down to put it back together again.”
In the super teaser trailer for 90 Day: The Last Resort, Kalani Faagata cried as she and Asuelu Pulaa talked about her problems with her husband. (TLC)
Both Yara and Jovi have some kind of jealousy problem.
Big Ed is an antagonistic troll who seems to want to bring other people down to his level, so when he teases them about it, Jovi is furious.
On that boat, they could fight with each other. Let’s see.
In 90 Day: The Last Resort, Angela Deem shows Michael Ilesanmi the divorce papers. This is shown in the super teaser. (TLC) Angela talks to Michael from afar in front of what looks like the setting for an outdoor wedding.
She says through tears, “I do love you, Michael, with all my heart.” “But these are the papers for a divorce.”
He must be very lucky. (They did break up early this year, but in a sad turn of events, they got back together about a month later.)
On Monday, August 14, 90 Day: The Last Resort comes out. No matter how we feel about it.