More than a week from now, fans’ favorite characters and bad guys will be in 90 Day: The Last Resort.
The couples are no longer a secret, though they never really were. We also know a lot of spoilers about what happened.
Now, a super teaser gives fans a sneak peek at the chaos and drama to come.
This spinoff is happening even though no one asked for it. And it will be nothing like any shows that have come before it.


It will be nice to see Kalani Faagata, Asuelu Pulaa, Jovi Dufren, and Yara Zaya again.
Big Ed Brown, Liz Woods, Angela Deem, and Michael Ilesanmi will also be in the cast, which is a shame.
Molly Hopkins and Kelly Brown are part of it, which is strange. Were they not pretty much over before this was shot? We might find out.


It’s supposed to be a make-or-break season, where the couples decide whether to stay together or break up for good.
People’s sneak peek shows that Petey Silveira, Dr. Janie Lacy, and Dr. Jason Prendergast lead fun resort activities and heavy group sessions to help people solve their problems.


The couples’ flashbacks show us how they got to where they are now.
The super teaser says that Jovi and Yara are in a “pretty rocky” place.
And after years of “divorce hype” from Kalani and Asuelu on social media, we’re not sure if they’ll actually do it.


Most of the breakups were text messages from Ed. All of the attempts to make peace were bad ideas.
Fans would love for them to break up for good now that Liz has called Ed a “piece of s–t,” which is what he really is. Everyone should be ready to be let down in that area, we hope.


The idea is that “hopefully they’ll get along better.” Sure.
People play games like “trust exercises” with each other. There’s nothing about any of this therapy that makes me think it’s real. How could there be on camera?


She is the only person there by herself.
Even though they got married almost three years before this special was made, Michael is still in Nigeria.


Angela wears a beach outfit that is sure to get people’s attention.
Michael says no because everyone can see her whole body.
Yes, they can do that.


That’s what it looks like from the trailer. Most of the time, these things are very misleading, and there’s no background.
Kelly and Molly, on the other hand, are fighting. She says he doesn’t treat her well. He says that she did him wrong even though he did a lot to help her.


We have all seen for ourselves how Asuelu’s decisions have hurt her relationship with her husband. But his mother is worse.
Dr. Prendergast says, “You do have to hit rock bottom.” “You kind of have to break it down to put it back together again.”


In the super teaser trailer for 90 Day: The Last Resort, Kalani Faagata cried as she and Asuelu Pulaa talked about her problems with her husband. (TLC)
Both Yara and Jovi have some kind of jealousy problem.
Big Ed is an antagonistic troll who seems to want to bring other people down to his level, so when he teases them about it, Jovi is furious.
On that boat, they could fight with each other. Let’s see.


She says through tears, “I do love you, Michael, with all my heart.” “But these are the papers for a divorce.”
He must be very lucky. (They did break up early this year, but in a sad turn of events, they got back together about a month later.)
On Monday, August 14, 90 Day: The Last Resort comes out. No matter how we feel about it.